ten for a dollar, twelve on Thursdays, many more ways to realize they're all actors brandishing turtle wax not swords and axes, shields without a dent but tales are larger than Typhon, ****, tell me again how scary facing the kraken was and how you made it back from Tartarus without even a finger missing, you didn't, I know, I didn't notice your ******* gleaming on the way down or up, I was busy fighting anyway, my armor gashed and crushed and opening, showing the spaces where flesh blood and sinew used to be, my horse died years ago but it'll take more to slow me down, cause I found her flag, shining or not this knight won't let it touch ground.