Our odd tale is set in the Old Wild West Where stories like this are imparted the best It tells of the feud of two bitter old men Who argued quite often and fought now and then.
The fact of the matter is that each had a ranch And running between was a large river branch Each claimed the river to be just his alone They argued the point right down to the bone.
Family members were brought into the fight Over the years shots were fired left and right Amazingly no one on either side died Goodness knows some of the best shooters tried.
Then one day against the family wishes of both A man and woman from each side did betroth As they loved despite anger that they had both known Into each other's loving arms they had each flown.
They married in secret and needed a home A small ranch was for sale where cattle could roam So the new couple bought it and opened their ranch It was just at the head of the large river branch.
And then dammed up the river and halted its flow The ranches below had nowhere else to go But they said to his parents and also to hers "Unwatered cattle - or fighting! What's worse?"
At long last after dozens of years in a fight Someone had seen sense and had some insight And had forced the old rivals to both compromise Grandchildren, not fighting each other - the prize!