They were happy for a number Of crookedly long years Lived a life of crooked happiness No worries and no fears Until one day the crooked wife Upset the crooked Man He yelled a crooked yell Then hit her and he ran The crooked man came again At the strike of twelve That was when there crooked life Became a living hell There was a crooked man And he walked a crooked Mile And when he killed his wife and kids He smiled a crooked smile