There once was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence
Upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked Mouse
And they all lived together
In a Little crooked house
He Met A crooked Woman
And found a crooked peach
They had a crooked marriage
On a little crooked beach
They had some crooked children
And they lived a crooked Life
The crooked man, the cat, the mouse
The children and The Wife