oh, god bless america,
the nation of narcissistic narcoleptics,
and protect her from harm
while she takes her afternoon nap.
oh, god save the stagnant,
all living to die,
so their bellies may be crowded
and their hearts pounding
so fast,
so fast,
for you, heavenly father.
give us this day
our daily fourty-four ounce soft drink
and quarter pound burger...
and don't forget the fries.
and forgive us our intolerance,
just as we...
err...
nevermind.
forgive us,
for we know not what we do.
amen.