A ***** is just a witch,
that knows how to play..
Without spells and a broom
to make ones feel some gloom.
She is after all, nothing but green with envy,
She'll always stay just some blonde with a chevy.
You might feel bad,
But she is wickedly mad,
you know.
Without her magic-
she's lost her logic!
Don't pay a dime,
for it's not a crime
worth caring for.