Rumors swirl about her
in these parts,
the villagers say
she's drop dead gorgeous.
Many a brave soul
has ventured out into the night
trying to catch a glimpse
of her rare beauty,
never to return.
Nobody has ever lived
to tell her tale,
but it's been said,
her fangs are razor sharp
& she knows how to use them,
can drain
the warmth
from your body
in a matter of minutes.
The thought of her
******* me dry
stimulates
the hell out of me
& since I've got nothing better to do,
I think I'll go out for a bite.