Real surgeons use needles,
Stitch you up thread by thread,
But that's not close to what I do,
Because I know it's something you dread,

With the tape in one hand,
And your heart in the other,
I will help you fix your broken self,
One day after another,

As broken as you are,
It doesn't matter to me,
I just wanna be with you,
And help you, You'll see,

So I hope you read this,
Think about absolute zero,
Can I be your redneck surgeon,
Can I be your everyday hero,