You’re Beautiful stirred my cockles Made me blush Although much more thrillin’ than Calvin Trillin Your vers libre’ is so jaded mon cheri You crave more You deserve more Like the snowflakes in the park So why waste your virtue on knaves? Let your fingers do the walking Try groping the grotto Nulling the void Close your eyes and enjoy the moment At least it’s *** with someone you love Then enjoy the simpler pleasures of life Write-on