When praying mantises mate
They mate for life
The male dies
We’ve never made love
I want it in the most cliché form possible
To be special
Like if I made a time line of my life
I’d put an important thick hash mark
On the date in time where we got lost
The female mantis is always bigger
That’s how I feel, believe me this is no fat joke
But I think of you as this big important part of my life
So often times, I seem small
I want you to remember it
So if we don’t work out
And you meet someone else
It’s difficult to think about
But when you two have ***
I want you to break up with him soon after
And come back to me and say
“I didn’t feel special”
After praying mantises mate
The female quickly eats the male
****** cannibalism
That’s how special I want it
I want you to devour me
I want this to be the last act
I do as a living human being
Loving you