Ezra clamber’d o’er the crest to seek the way which he knew best which, passing by the yellow tares and turning at a grove of pears set him at ancient fungal oak where upon a branch he hung his cloak
For on some odd-nights within his mare declared a warlock and his maiden fair:
“Spindled by the peary copse after fields of shammy crops stands that vile toady oak shading torpid mystic folk
“Percieveth thee the one with warty beak? ‘Tis to him whom you must speak. Rouse him from his slumber, Ezra, pray of him your task."
The wizard with the moley snout reclining with a snoozy pout snored upward from that moldy bark and whispered “yonder peasant, hark!
“Ezra, deary, there’s a bane The shepherds hold in some disdain for sheps can’t herd bereft of sheep and this bane ingests them in their sleep. Do ******* hip your faithful blade and into swampy depths do wade so to provoke this shepherd's foe and smite him lifeless head to toe.”
...to be continued
This is me trying to write an epic. Well, should I keep it up? What do you think?