Step right up,
Step right up!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and girls.
What you are about to see,
Is truly amazing.
I single man,
Will attempt to live his life,
Without being overwhelmed.
He will try to juggle not only school,
But sports,
His social life,
And many other responsibilities.
Watch now as he does all of this,
While being persecuted by society.

*What you are about to witness should never be tried at home.