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Aug 2014
They bite you,
They scratch you,
They knock your things over,
They **** on the carpet,
They don't let you pet them,
They lay on you at night,
They sleep on and clog the hearing vents,
They pull off all of the toilet paper.

I like cats.
Cats vs human....I think we all know who wins this fight...
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