People don't believe the things I write,
but last night things were different.
Seriously folks,
I was abducted by some beings
in a metallic spacecraft
and given a grand tour of the solar system.
You should see what's behind the sun
or behind the pretty moon.
Oh, we had so much fun!
But that's only half the story
& now I gotta give it a rest.
They told me that next time,
they're gonna show me
the entire universe.
Nope, I'm not a crazy loon,
just an honest insane writer.