I sat in the shadows as the sun went down, eavesdropped on my passing neighbors. The lady couple went by first, holding hands & kissing, whispering about the rising moon.
Then came the hetero-couple. He walked in front, leaving her behind as if leading her on a primrose path. He was laughing, spewing words about ******* lezbos. She was still in tow when she spotted me & flipped me off. I thought, what a lovely couple. Not.