Jesus send me to tell you
to get down on your knees
He said he had mighty plans
And your soul he would tease

Jesus said dear pebbles
give this message to jack the man
tell him I want to know
where he has parked my blinkin van

Then jesus seemed quite angry
Seemed to have something to hide
What was it in that van jack
What did you an jesus hide?

Pride comes at a price
he whispered that in my ear
Then jesus turned and left me alone
I thought it all rather queer