I wonder how Tarzan felt,
I mean he ruled the jungle once,
had his king chimp by his side,
kicked a lot of lion ***.

Then Jane showed up
in her leopard-skin outfit.
Soon the guy couldn't win,
and he put on a gut.

The natives said he'd hit a rut,
was not as fast as he used to be
& had a croc scar to prove it.

Then again,
we all have choices,
so it really doesn't matter
how Tarzan felt
now does it?