I did marry a full-figured girl
with sweet luscious red lips
and oh yeah, the right sized hips


I so enjoy her blonde curl
and she stands out in room
I  sure love her perfume


She often whispers in my ear
       and I  like it when
   she'll bring me a beer

what a honey, what a dear


She has fun when she winks at me
and she  loves making me blush
just  blow those kisses from my chair
she'll jump to catch them in the air

and she'll jump on me
and tickle til I scream


Now, all is peachy as long as  
         I don't , you know
get all  up in her milkshake
    You know what I mean


Yet , I just love to say she's my wife
she's the very best friend in my life.