1.
When seeking a lost thumbtack it is best to walk barefoot in the dark.
2.
If the **** is up to your neck don't make waves.
3.
To live in mind and groupmind is like trying to dig a well with a needle.
4.
Your face is inscribed with unhappiness---wash it off.
5.
Sooner or later we all sit down to a banquet of  consequences.
6.
Youre so full of **** if I gave you an enema youd  fit in a  matchbox afterwards.
7.
If you want to commit suicide but cant quite  find the courage then spend two days in any  Muslim country--that will do the trick.
8.
If its a **** don't polish it.
9.
You can always tell a Yorkshire man but you can never tell him much.
10.
if your IQ is so low that you must be watered twice a day--then pay your water bill.