1. When seeking a lost thumbtack it is best to walk barefoot in the dark. 2. If the **** is up to your neck don't make waves. 3. To live in mind and groupmind is like trying to dig a well with a needle. 4. Your face is inscribed with unhappiness---wash it off. 5. Sooner or later we all sit down to a banquet of consequences. 6. Youre so full of **** if I gave you an enema youd fit in a matchbox afterwards. 7. If you want to commit suicide but cant quite find the courage then spend two days in any Muslim country--that will do the trick. 8. If its a **** don't polish it. 9. You can always tell a Yorkshire man but you can never tell him much. 10. if your IQ is so low that you must be watered twice a day--then pay your water bill.