I'm just a little introverted,
Which is not to say perverted,
But I'm really quite concerted,
To retain my energy

Now I know you're extroverted,
And it’s clear that you've asserted,
That you wish I'd be converted,
But that isn't good for me

Our natural state is just inverted,
To great throngs I'm quite averted,
And I'd rather be diverted,
To a quiet place you see?

So please don’t think I've subverted,
If you think I'll be inserted,
Into crowds, you're controverted,
Now please kindly leave me be!