Make it easy, Say I never mattered. Scream it through a loudspeaker So the whole world hears, And write it on your arms So that you won't forget. Make it easy, Say it was a fling. Erase the "I love you"s So that they never show And sweep our memories under the couch On which we once were intertwined. Make it easy, Say it was a lie. Run it up the flagpole So you feel good inside. Make it easy, My dear, And please, Make it quick.