I opened my door to Grief this morning, he shoved me aside and walked to a chair sat down and said" Here Goes, this may take awhile" "There are five Stages of Grief" he mumbled, "Today you are in Stage 1, but tomorrow could be Stage 5 and a month from now, you may pass into Stage 2. Stages 3& 4 could happen together a year from now." He looked up to me and said"Are you confused yet, that could be any Stage" Through my tears, he calmly rose and went out my door, turned for one last look at me and said" I'm Stage 6 but I come 1st" In Anger I slammed the door and wondered to myself, is Anger Stage 4,2,5,3 or1. I fell to the floor screaming" Why in Hell didn't anyone ever tell me about Stage 6"
There are only 5 stages of grief and they're a *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're confused guess what I am?