It's defective, My brain, that is It has a habit to a glitch. It lies, it spies, it can't commit To one direct form of dialect. It has a virus It has a stitch I tried to upgrade But Apple's a *****. It makes my senses Lag and pitch A high screeched tones That splits my lips. It shakes and buzzes when left on too long Skips and twitches Repeating songs. It makes my body act out without permission. I flip the bird when it wasn't my intention. It even has a blue screen of death When I consume too many alcoholic contents. It shuts down and freezes and gets hacked into On occasion. Changing a password won't fix that situation. It likes to steal the identities of others. The clown, the harlot The concerned mother. The *****, the snitch The one who makes you shudder. It makes the truth into a lie It's steals the light out of your eyes. Should I plug it back in For a little more life? Or throw some water on it And let it short circuit fry? Or let you mess with it If you have the IT wise? If you reboot it soon Maybe you can make it "vroom" Make it purr and function without a hitch. What can you do with my cerebral glitch?