I tip my hat to Kierkegaard Who was there when things were hard, To Mr. Hofstadter Loading my cannon with fodder, To Willie Yeats Who showed me my poetic cognates, To the Buddha Who, mentally being a barracuda, Illuminated what patience really means, To Graham Greene's "Brighton Rock"'s influence on Morrissey, Which made me smile at the sea And recognize "in my own life What Robert Browning meant By an old hunter talking with Gods; But I am not content."