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Jun 2014
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
First line syllable number
From here it shall rhyme

6, 7, 8, 9, 10
The number 10 rhymes with "Ben"
And also with "Ken"

Uh, 11, 12
Counting, like stocking the shelves
There are zero elves

And 13, 14
What's your favorite sport team?
Probably your team

15+16
16 should rhyme with brick's teen
Who knows what that means?

17, 18
The Bruins are a great team
Pats are a great team

Now 19, 20
Out of rhymes? I've got plenty
They are so blendy

Best age, 21
This is when life's really fun
For everyone

Now, it's 22
Like the Red Sox? I do too
The Tigers are cool

Next comes 23
This is fun, is it just me?
This is fun, agreed?

On to 24
I'm not done yet, I'm not bored
I can still do more

After's 25
I've still got time to arrive
But you'll stay alive

It's now 26
I cannot play pick up sticks
Now you guess what's next

Uh, 27
My lines are gone to heaven
With bread unleavened

This is 28
Few loaves of bred, plenty ate
On a penny plate

We've got 29
I like beer better than wine
I do like that line

30, 31
This poem will soon be done
This line is last one
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