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Mister Professor Doctor Canner
Poems
Jun 2014
My Haiku
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
First line syllable number
From here it shall rhyme
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
The number 10 rhymes with "Ben"
And also with "Ken"
Uh, 11, 12
Counting, like stocking the shelves
There are zero elves
And 13, 14
What's your favorite sport team?
Probably your team
15+16
16 should rhyme with brick's teen
Who knows what that means?
17, 18
The Bruins are a great team
Pats are a great team
Now 19, 20
Out of rhymes? I've got plenty
They are so blendy
Best age, 21
This is when life's really fun
For everyone
Now, it's 22
Like the Red Sox? I do too
The Tigers are cool
Next comes 23
This is fun, is it just me?
This is fun, agreed?
On to 24
I'm not done yet, I'm not bored
I can still do more
After's 25
I've still got time to arrive
But you'll stay alive
It's now 26
I cannot play pick up sticks
Now you guess what's next
Uh, 27
My lines are gone to heaven
With bread unleavened
This is 28
Few loaves of bred, plenty ate
On a penny plate
We've got 29
I like beer better than wine
I do like that line
30, 31
This poem will soon be done
This line is last one
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Mister Professor Doctor Canner
I live in my docder house
(I live in my docder house)
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