If I were famous

Ha! Not a single human being would be able to match the words I spew out daily.
They will faintly be a former,  former fragile shell of themselves cracked as I step all over 'em.

If I were famous

I will have not only the amateurs but the professionals lapping up my words begging to be fed the wisdom I conjure but hehe I will only feed them the bones.

If I were famous

I wouldn't give a rats *** 'bout what you saw, who you saw, why you saw, What you gonna do about it, Nothing cause you a wimp ;)

If I were famous....