There should be no swear words Nothing to do with *** and laughter No racist comments No political satires No throwing pies at each other No peeing on the fence No graffiti Nothing No watching TV after 7.30pm No snide remarks about broccoli All must eat their carrots and peas And work off those calories No playing games Complete your homework Go to bed ( alone, mind you) at 8.00pm No driving without a license No staying out late at night