I know this guy, right that typos fall out his mouth like the crumbs from an 8 year old's birthday party; smothered in icing cheeks puffed like marshmallow boy choking on the ecstatic hunger of youth.
I know this guy, right who's head is stuck together with metal staples like hooves from the Trojan wars; part Grecian War Horse part medical anomaly.
I know this guy, right who can drink his own body weight like a Dionysian fountain of beer; spouting the knowledge of the planets whilst mixing shots of Whisky with Guinness.
I know this guy, right who's life revolves around TV and DVD's like an electronic ****** addict; citing smoking death rates and wholesome low price vegan recipes and the commandments of a moral society.
I know this guy, right who's a combustible liar with infinite lives like a genie in the lamp that's flammable; gets four sentences in and spontaneously implodes and appears the next night with a tall tale to tell.
I know this guy, right I know this guy Some guy that guy you know that guy he doesn't even have to be called Guy just some guy you know the guy we all know the guy