I'm a poet and I know it you wouldn't know it cause you ain't no poet you think you're a poet well there's a big secret and you don't know it there's one big secret and you need to know it in order for you to be a poet that secret is to rhyme and now you know it
Oh, cheerio it! I just gave away the secret to being a poet! I ain't supposed to show it My crew ain't supposed to know it
I'm also a docder, in case you didn't know it You break your arm, come over here and show it If your head falls off, no one will know it
Yeah, that's right, I'm a docder and a poet If you don't think that can happen, look at Dr. Dre, you oet So don't give me any complaints, just stow it so no one else will know it.
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