You look your best mid-swig The way your neck bends And water or beer or sweet tea Flows down your throat And I know your thirsts are quenched- When you look surprised your eyes Open real wide and your eye brows Tip-toe to barely kiss the bottom of your hair line- Unless you're wearing a hat That you like best backwards And these are the little things that I hope only I notice So that if you were ever to go missing only I- Could describe you accurately I'll describe all of these little things To the lead detective And I'd tell him about How the bridge of your nose crinkles When you **** in your cheeks And blow out air.