Thirty is too young to know you’re nothing, so get your head out of the gas. Thirty is old enough to know you’re something, Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Plath.
Pressure expands more than your skull. Mason jars in the cupboard clink all the reasons you should be annulled, Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Plath.
Here’s what you missed in the other room: no mother, no father, wooden food, children play mommy better than you. Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Plath.
Don't get me wrong, I love Sylvia Plath. I'm bummed she took her life.