*T'is a man's natural bias to pee
as a homo sapiens erectus,
positioned standing up
celebrating the evolutionary advancement
of his genealogy, his ancestors' first
ah ha moment
but as time went on,
and much time did he possess,
in the course of a single life
full of multiple urinations,
to think upon this
deduced that a man peeing,
but a metaphor
for the unpredictably of life
to the right,
to the left,
but never straight ahead,
such is life denatured,
when you think the path is clear,
you pee on yourself unintentionally*