Falling in love is weird Because at first you don't expect Anything except for passion And romance And story book perfection But when you fall head over heels for someone Someday things are going to move Beyond Beyond kissing, and hot touches Sometime things are going to move To laughing openly And fighting Using hard words you never thought you would Farting during the most Intimate moments Teasing Playing Falling in love is weird Because when I was younger I pictured White weddings, and chapels I pictured hand holding, and snuggling in bed I pictured kissing, and romantic candle lit dinners But when I fell in love I didn't think of ***** laundry, or morning breath I never pictured the messy wax residue left from candles Or the dishes But I guess there are things You don't expect When you fall in love But when you find them It's a little bit better Because I'd rather wash your ***** underwear Than anyone else's And that's love