He sat in the strangest places, always at the back of the mahogany slide, floated in the nicotine-cloud, wore permanent shades to hide his killer disease.
One look from him could rip testicles off, he foamed at the mouth, sinned constantly & sported scars like racetracks on his fractured arms.
Gold doubloons filled the holes in his rotten teeth, he seethed.
Only the fools made him smile, & they saw their end come sooner than they wanted, 'cause he loved a great death.