When kids pop more pills than balloons at a fair, take more rips from bongs than Beyblades, shake hands with ***** dollars and plastic bags, steal more money than hearts, are in more mugshots than family photos, **** more than war, sell more **** than lemonade, read more billboards than books, go through more girlfriends than socks in a week, text more than they write, inject more ****** than flu vaccinations, drink more beer than fruit punch, put their lips around more pipes than Popsicles, and die more than live; then we'll know we've failed them.