Eurovision, a crock of ****,
We are never going to ever win it,
Our European cousins we know,
Hate our guts, that we know,
A song for Europe, it's not a fix,
But everyone, their neighbour picks,
Ten points to the country next door,
We are an island, it's just **** poor,
It's a shame it's not about the song,
Politics are involved , it's wrong,
Enjoyable it is to watch the tunes,
The judging is the same old news,
You only need to see a map,
To see why voting is such crap,
Poor England bottom of the shelf,
Even if represented by Christ himself,
I try to switch off at this stage,
Perversely though, I stay to rage,
Although to watch I cannot bare,
I hate it when it's just not fair.