A renown and traveled Friend
Reconnoitered with help from the college
Top Secret File: Fountain Of Youthful Knowledge
Curious? You'll find out in the end

Searching patiently then with more fervor
As he continued the sun was replaced by moon
Fading in and out of my stupor
"Don't worry," I heard "We'll find it soon"

I never saw him the next morning
Not once till just after lunch
Then came a shrill scream without warning

When he appeared back on the scene
He carried proudly a jar full of 'punch'
He'd learned the secret of Amphetamine