He was small, brown, and funny, full of joy
He spent his days in the shade of the trees
Then came the dreadful buzzing killer bees
With the killer bees came an angry boy
The angry boy chopped down the monkey's home
Then the monkey was enraged with fury
So he grabbed his nine ready for revenge
He killed the boy and went on a binge
In the deep dark depression he found worry
So the mean monkey stole a garden gnome
The monkey's life was a roller coaster
He was as cranky as a grizzly bear
All those he knew in his life ceased to care
Now all that is left is a wanted poster