The cry of the barrel screams Screams resound across the earth's Great Expanse Expands from the lowlands of Vail to the valleys of Los Angeles to the depths of Oceania to the oceans of death and, after incessantly increasing, incredulously stops.
Except not really.
Really, to most Valians, he was just a name in passing, fluttering past consciousness just long enough to get a "poor thing" or a "shame." Really, his body hit the cement a full 7 hours, 6 minutes before his parents came work from home, not the other way round, Saw the alien body of their offspring, then the corpse, and threw themselves at lawyers, counselors, and more lawyers as each professional debated which lover he wanted as his teammate in the opening of The Blame Games. Really, the cessation of Adam's heart didn't open the gates in exuberant expectation of The true savior. His beats stopped when the world began The lost change in between his seat cushions never had just one meaning. Really, he never thought he would ever amount to more than a dollar. Really, the only question that matters, the only entreatment with gravity, is, Was he right?