"have a unique morning!"
the train conductor announces
after each stop

thank you showing such cheerfulness
but no thanks
i haven't slept in over 24 hours
spent them chugging out an essay worth 40% of my grade
another worth 20
my printer was especially  uncooperative
my bus was 20 minutes late
and now I'm holding back anxious tears
how many points does he take off for late papers again?
5
10
15?
thank you, sir.
but no thanks
my morning is unique enough to last me about 5 weeks