My name is Saddam Hussein Al tikrit Please don’t shoot me, I have complied, Let me come out of my hideout Out of this hole in which I have been hiding, For sure ,I want to surrender to your might By acceding to appalling condition of my Arabic folly Imbued to me as a legacy of my childhood trials, Perpetrated unto me by my foster parenthood My Arabic uncle ,who often whacked me my skin To thwart my good manners into defiance disorder, He pummeled me often, as if I was an African antelope in the trap, He misled me to amass weapon of mass destruction, Goofing in my dreams to decimate the synagogue of Satan, Only to ire my holy big brother of the capital cosmology, Catapulting him in to an imperial overture; Zero option but to declared unto me a holy preemptive war In which I am beaten like a desert lout By the global powers that have been In my foolish stamped of the clash, Very classical clash about civilisation.