1500 ft. You speed up 1000 ft You speed up 500 ft You speed up 0 ft You swerve into my lane To avoid the blinking sign As if you didn't see The warnings staged in a line You'd rather hit my moving car Than the signs you dissed Never heading the warnings You put my life at risk I wonder why you have to be This way on a Monday morn Then I remember all too well Every minute an idiot born Although I don't want To think so ill of you If I don't I'll go crazy too I'll speed up Faster still Getting my rocks off On a chasing thrill Neglecting to heed Your brake lights Crashing a tad too fast Into your fancy flight Getting out to ask This question only once: "How does it feel - you stupid dounce!?"