I just knew it was the bandana that did it & not my rugged-ways. I take the full blame, it was not your twinkling eyes, nor the soft kisses you gave me up & down my aching body.
Your lovely pert ******* made no difference & the way you held me did not matter, 'cause someday I just knew, you might scatter.
The fresh fragrance of your flawless skin was of no consequence & your sweet taste was no big thrill.
O yes Lil' Darling I do confess, you did steal my heart, you killed me with your lady-finesse, but I just knew, if I could blame it on my paisley scarf, it would make it easier when you left.