If I took a ****
every time it came from your mouth
I'd fill a pool in a day
I'd throw you in with a cinder block
attached to your foot.
Cause every time I speak to you,
I'm drowning in ****.

You've got a real talent
for getting on my nerves.
I can think of six ways
I'd like to deal with you

You're a piece of work,
a true Mona Lisa.
That's if the Mona Lisa were
made of complete
******