During dinner, while the noise of too many swimmers deafens Mr. Kingfish, he says to his wife, Mrs. Kingfish, “This is what happens when too many so-called ‘swimmers’ dilute the souk and gum up the lake.”
Mr. and Mrs. Kingfish dine on minnows as she concurs, “You question their legitimacy, dear.” “Yes I do!” “You question what swimming is if everyone tries to do it?—
who is allowed, what value is added by all these new “swimmers” swimming through.” “Yes, that is what I’m saying: don’t go near the water, until you learn how to swim!”
“They’re bottom-feeders ruining everything,” decides Mr. Kingfish. His wife squeezes his arm and says, “Then let’s get small, dear. There’s entirely too much swimming going on all around.”
“We need gatekeepers, tighter schools,” cries Mr. Kingfish, “or we’ll all suffocate!” Spitting out tiny fish heads in the sand, Mrs. Kingfish assures her husband, “All will be well that ends well. But I do wonder, love, what about the turning tide?”