Okay, you started this. I'll open up. I guess I'll get first move.

I'll move my pawn to G-4 and you'll counter with a horse. Face to face they'll battle until what's mine is finally yours. Pawn from F-2 to F-3, now there's no way your knight is getting past me. Next you take my queen, and I go from a king to a man. It's like comparing *Kings to Castles. Which has a better move span? Not like movement, but in strategy. Now see, you're like a white knight and I'm a black castle. I'm a pawn who got strong so he wouldn't have to take **** from *******. The world doesn't revolve around, this is a life that can work without you and I can make it all happen if you put me in the wrong mood. I'm more powerful than you could fully comprehend. You can threaten me and show off all you want, we know how this'll end. Try not to copy me, and do or say the exact same thing. I'll get my queen back, before my pawn takes your king.