I kind of freaked
when you asked me to do it
for the first time,
but I remember it quite clearly.

Time In A Bottle was playing
loud and clear on the radio,
we were hopped up on hops,
engaged in some intimate things.

You begged me
to smack your ***
& I did,
left red handprints
on both of your beautiful cheeks.

It's amazing what beers
will do to your inner desires,
I call it releasing the kraken,
it's genuine crazy bliss.