The years are numbered on the measurements at your waist like a palm tree with rings the tyres driving nowhere sane but hugging you firmly round and round
sagging at the knees the weight brings you down to the next level up as you puff your chest out and **** your guts in to no avail. The tyres collapse when not properly inflated and being unable to meet the racetrack of a wife head-on.
The crisis looms when the ***** slumbers you to sleep early- alone. The deep snore is not a jet engine whirring but a dream dissipating.
Come another ten moons and thick glasses of fruit juice and health tonics still keep the tunic tight as we all battle a world without walking sticks and false everything else.
The slide from here on is slow and steady to a quick finish at the doctors clinic and mounting medications.