The manicured lawn behaves splendidly all summer never pushing its way through the throngs of flower beds and razor cut edges.
How pleasant to look at a tempting golf course in my backyard with no nine holes in it but a coffee club sunk just out of sight of the lawn-mower blades!
I guess that's a way away from the lady of the house who cannot always see how men must tamper with manicures and pedicures with brazen coffee cup tricks to catch a bit of practice on handicaps and nine holes!
I like those Sundays, especially, when she goes off to bombard the saints with a litany of rosary beads and complaints on why I bring the outdoor golfing into her indoor lawns! I don't want to talk about how poor my putting is though!
If I had all the money in the world tucked into my bank account I could go off and buy me an 18 hole ecstasy but that's not possible. So until my numbers show up on the one dollar ticket, I'm happy to build my dream on this one hole, 10 sq yard coffee cup implanted retirement plan. How about you?